If 666 is evil than 25.806975 is the root of all evil. Posted on June 15, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
When I meet mean overweight people I just assume they have been eating all the chips on their shoulder. Posted on June 8, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
From now one, whatever life throws at my I’m ducking, so it can hit someone else. Posted on June 6, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are like a plunger, always bringing up old crap. Posted on May 31, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers. Posted on May 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think. Posted on May 21, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt and preservatives, don’t open it. It’s spam. Posted on May 20, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
We will be friends until we are old and senile, then we will be new friends! Posted on May 15, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination. Posted on May 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
