My stomach is FLAT, the L is just silent. Posted on October 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
It’s o.k. to drive drunk if its a vampire who drank you. Posted on October 11, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Do you sometimes get the feeling like you are being watched? Because if it’s bothering you that much, I can stop for little while. Posted on October 4, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Friday, my second favorite “F” word. Posted on September 28, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You inspire my inner serial killer. Posted on September 26, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
What the world needs right now is a group hug. Posted on September 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
A salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams. Posted on September 22, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I know I’m a handful but that is why you got two hands. Posted on September 20, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Sometimes I pretent to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Posted on September 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. Posted on September 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
