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Atoms and molecules have a purpose; they matter.

Posted on May 15, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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I’m busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Posted on May 11, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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Oh wait. I just remembered. You’re boring and my legs work.

Posted on May 1, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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To the thief who stole my antidepressants. I hope you’re happy!

Posted on April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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You are higher than a giraffe’s balls right now.

Posted on December 28, 2019December 28, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

Posted on December 2, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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People these days are too judgemental, I can tell just by looking at them.

Posted on November 22, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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Raise your kids and spoil your grandkids, or spoil your kids and raise your grandkids.

Posted on November 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Posted on November 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.

Posted on November 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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