I know I’m a handful but that is why you got two hands. Posted on September 20, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Sometimes I pretent to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Posted on September 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. Posted on September 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Posted on September 8, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Posted on September 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Some people just need a high-five. In the face, with a chair. Posted on August 29, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever. Posted on August 24, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Should I rush this job before I rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in? Posted on August 19, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
For the first 18 years of your life, your body is under warranty. If you get broken, the people who made you have to pay for repairs. Posted on August 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
The police sent me a picture of me speeding, so I sent them a picture of a check. Posted on August 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with 1 Comment
