Atoms and molecules have a purpose; they matter. Posted on May 15, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I’m busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Posted on May 11, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Oh wait. I just remembered. You’re boring and my legs work. Posted on May 1, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
To the thief who stole my antidepressants. I hope you’re happy! Posted on April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are higher than a giraffe’s balls right now. Posted on December 28, 2019December 28, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are. Posted on December 2, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
People these days are too judgemental, I can tell just by looking at them. Posted on November 22, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Raise your kids and spoil your grandkids, or spoil your kids and raise your grandkids. Posted on November 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Posted on November 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them. Posted on November 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
