Today I realized we are all just prisoners of our phones. I guess that is why they call them “cell” phones. Posted on January 21, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. Posted on January 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are not officially an adult until they start calling you sir or ma’am at the grocery store. Posted on January 17, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it is always the liver that suffers. Posted on January 16, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are the reason why we have middle fingers. Posted on January 14, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment. Posted on January 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. Posted on January 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most seldom use it. Posted on January 7, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Posted on January 4, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You don’t really wash your hands. They actually wash each other while you stand there and watch. Posted on January 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
