Should I rush this job before I rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in? Posted on August 19, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
For the first 18 years of your life, your body is under warranty. If you get broken, the people who made you have to pay for repairs. Posted on August 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
The police sent me a picture of me speeding, so I sent them a picture of a check. Posted on August 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with 1 Comment
I don’t know how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it is not 27. Posted on August 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I’m angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory. Posted on August 1, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. Posted on July 28, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Really organized people are simply just too lazy to search for stuff. Posted on July 23, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away. Posted on July 20, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
