You are higher than a giraffe’s balls right now. Posted on December 28, 2019December 28, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are. Posted on December 2, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
People these days are too judgemental, I can tell just by looking at them. Posted on November 22, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Raise your kids and spoil your grandkids, or spoil your kids and raise your grandkids. Posted on November 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Posted on November 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them. Posted on November 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people. Posted on October 26, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
My stomach is FLAT, the L is just silent. Posted on October 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
It’s o.k. to drive drunk if its a vampire who drank you. Posted on October 11, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Do you sometimes get the feeling like you are being watched? Because if it’s bothering you that much, I can stop for little while. Posted on October 4, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
