Careful not to trip over my amazingness, it’s everywhere. Posted on April 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I may look like I am having deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m thinking about what I am going to eat later. Posted on April 23, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I love the sound you make when you shut up. Posted on April 22, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad choices. Posted on April 17, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I am still looking for ideas. Posted on April 15, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all of the walking I’ll have to do. Posted on April 13, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza. Posted on April 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Posted on April 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Did you ever notice that a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same? Posted on April 7, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where tacos live. Posted on April 4, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
