The best funny birthday sayings that are sure to make you laugh.
- I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.
- When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
- Please don’t be mad as I didn’t get you a gift. At your age, it sort of depends.
- Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.
- Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
- Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.
- If things get better with age, then you’re approaching outstanding.
- You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate.
- Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- You’re how old? Oh man, that’s like dead in dog years.
- I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
- Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
- Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
- Wrinkles are the service stripes of life.
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.
- I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
- Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
- The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
- Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
- If you want to look young and thin on your birthday., hang around a bunch of old fat people.
- Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- So far, this is the oldest you have ever been.
- Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- You know you are getting old when you walk around puddles instead of through them.
- I intend to live forever, so far, so good!
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