Here is are list of funny cool sayings that are just too cool for school.

• I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
• Feed your own ego, I’m busy.
• Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
• The idea is to die young as late as possible.
• It feels good to be lost in the right direction.
• Sometimes it’s to your advantage for people to think you’re crazy.
• English is important, but math is importanter.
• The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.
• I’m silently correcting your grammar.
• If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
• Me, sarcastic? Never.
• I like people who smile when it is raining.
• Friends are like Boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are Real. Some are Fake.
• Those who think they know it all are really annoying to those of us who actually do.
• The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
• Remember, you don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of.
• A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
• The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
• Underestimate me, that will be fun.
• If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
• Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
• Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
• You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
• Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
• Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
• You never learn anything by doing it right the first time.
• Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
• If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Feel free to share your funny cool sayings in the comments.