Funny Cool Sayings

Cool Sayings
Here is are list of funny cool sayings that are just too cool for school.

  • I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  • Feed your own ego, I’m busy.
  • Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
  • The idea is to die young as late as possible.
  • It feels good to be lost in the right direction.
  • Sometimes it’s to your advantage for people to think you’re crazy.
  • English is important, but math is importanter.
  • The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.
  • I’m silently correcting your grammar.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  • Me, sarcastic? Never.
  • I like people who smile when it is raining.
  • Friends are like Boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are Real. Some are Fake.
  • Those who think they know it all are really annoying to those of us who actually do.
  • The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
  • Remember, you don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of.
  • A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
  • The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
  • Underestimate me, that will be fun.
  • If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
  • Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
  • Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  • Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  • Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
  • You never learn anything by doing it right the first time.
  • Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
  • If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

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