Here is are list of funny cool sayings that are just too cool for school.
- I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- Feed your own ego, I’m busy.
- Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
- The idea is to die young as late as possible.
- It feels good to be lost in the right direction.
- Sometimes it’s to your advantage for people to think you’re crazy.
- English is important, but math is importanter.
- The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.
- I’m silently correcting your grammar.
- If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
- Me, sarcastic? Never.
- I like people who smile when it is raining.
- Friends are like Boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are Real. Some are Fake.
- Those who think they know it all are really annoying to those of us who actually do.
- The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Remember, you don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of.
- A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
- The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
- Underestimate me, that will be fun.
- If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
- Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
- Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
- You never learn anything by doing it right the first time.
- Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
- If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Feel free to share your funny cool sayings in the comments.
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