Funny Country Sayings

Country Sayings
Here is our list of funny country sayings fall all you city slickers to learn.

  • Country is in your blood, not in your closet.
  • Texas, where Coke really does mean Dr. Pepper.
  • Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
  • You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.
  • She could charm the dew right off a honeysuckle.
  • Blame it all on my roots.
  • She’s madder than a wet hen.
  • He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest.
  • Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Cowgirls are made of whiskey and ice.
  • I’d rather be stuck in the mud than be stuck in traffic.
  • Some call it the middle of nowhere, I call it the center of my world.
  • She is as pretty as a peach.
  • I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
  • Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
  • He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
  • No bigger than a minnow in a fishing pond.
  • The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s tail all the time.
  • He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
  • If I can’t wear my boots, I ain’t going.
  • Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
  • You’re as slow as molasses in the wintertime.
  • He’s all hat and no cattle.
  • There’s not a pot too crooked that a lid won’t fit.
  • Every dog has a few fleas.
  • That dills my pickle.
  • More nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Feel free to share your funny country sayings in the comments.

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