Here is our list of funny love sayings that will kick start your heart.

• You are the cheese to my macaroni.
• I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
• All you need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
• I love you like fat kids love cake.
• With you, I ignored all the warning signs.
• If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
• Forget butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am around you.
• Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
• I miss you even when I’m not horny.
• I want to spend the rest of my life annoying you.
• My first love was chocolate, but then you came along.
• True love is sharing your popcorn.
• I just want you to be happy, and maybe a little bit naked.
• It’s not love if you can still think.
• Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the spouse.
• I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
• If love is they answer, could you please rephrase the question?
• They say love is more important than money, but have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Feel free to share your favorite funny love sayings in the comments.