Here is our list of funny love sayings that will kick start your heart.
- You are the cheese to my macaroni.
- I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
- All you need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
- I love you like fat kids love cake.
- With you, I ignored all the warning signs.
- If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
- Forget butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am around you.
- Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
- I miss you even when I’m not horny.
- I want to spend the rest of my life annoying you.
- My first love was chocolate, but then you came along.
- True love is sharing your popcorn.
- I just want you to be happy, and maybe a little bit naked.
- It’s not love if you can still think.
- Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the spouse.
- I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
- If love is they answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- They say love is more important than money, but have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Feel free to share your favorite funny love sayings in the comments.