Ahoy matey, here is arr list of funny pirate sayings you dirty landlubbers.

• Run? I thought you said rum!
• I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
• Work like a captain, party like a pirate.
• Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
• You had me at ahoy!
• Touch my loot, feel my boot.
• Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.
• To err is human, to arr is pirate.
• The beatings will continue until morale improves.
• I am the reason Roger is jolly.
• Why join the Navy when you can be a pirate?
• Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
• I’m an instant pirate, just add rum
• I just wanted to be a pirate but I couldn’t get my ship together.
• What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, Matey!

Feel free to share your funny pirate sayings in the comments.