Funny Pirate Sayings

Pirate Sayings
Ahoy matey, here is arr list of funny pirate sayings you dirty landlubbers.

  • Run? I thought you said rum!
  • I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
  • Work like a captain, party like a pirate.
  • Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
  • You had me at ahoy!
  • Touch my loot, feel my boot.
  • Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.
  • To err is human, to arr is pirate.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • I am the reason Roger is jolly.
  • Why join the Navy when you can be a pirate?
  • Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
  • I’m an instant pirate, just add rum
  • I just wanted to be a pirate but I couldn’t get my ship together.
  • What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, Matey!

Feel free to share your funny pirate sayings in the comments.

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