Ahoy matey, here is arr list of funny pirate sayings you dirty landlubbers.
- Run? I thought you said rum!
- I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
- Work like a captain, party like a pirate.
- Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
- You had me at ahoy!
- Touch my loot, feel my boot.
- Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.
- To err is human, to arr is pirate.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- I am the reason Roger is jolly.
- Why join the Navy when you can be a pirate?
- Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
- I’m an instant pirate, just add rum
- I just wanted to be a pirate but I couldn’t get my ship together.
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, Matey!
Feel free to share your funny pirate sayings in the comments.