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The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body could not handle all of this personality.

Posted on January 27, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Posted on January 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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I find it funny when people tell me,”I’ll regret that in the morning”. Little do they know, I sleep until noon.

Posted on January 23, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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Today I realized we are all just prisoners of our phones. I guess that is why they call them “cell” phones.

Posted on January 21, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Posted on January 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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You are not officially an adult until they start calling you sir or ma’am at the grocery store.

Posted on January 17, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it is always the liver that suffers.

Posted on January 16, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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You are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Posted on January 14, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
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