The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaving says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Posted on April 1, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult. Posted on April 1, 2019April 13, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons & morons. Posted on March 31, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Some people are like clouds, the day is brighter without them. Posted on March 30, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Stupid people are like glow sticks, I want to snap and shake them until the light comes on. Posted on March 28, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I want a brain transplant. Change my mind. Posted on March 26, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically. Posted on March 23, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I hate people who take drugs. Like cops, DEA agents… Posted on March 21, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You couldn’t poor water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Posted on March 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I think I might be allergic to alcohol, when I drink I always break out in handcuffs. Posted on March 14, 2019March 14, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
