Procrastination is the greatest labor saving invention of all time. Posted on July 8, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I can only do 10 things at once, unfortunately what you asked for is the 11th. Posted on July 2, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You call them swear words. I call theme sentence enhancers. Posted on June 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
When you get angry take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8, nobody expects that. Posted on June 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
If 666 is evil than 25.806975 is the root of all evil. Posted on June 15, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
When I meet mean overweight people I just assume they have been eating all the chips on their shoulder. Posted on June 8, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
From now one, whatever life throws at my I’m ducking, so it can hit someone else. Posted on June 6, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are like a plunger, always bringing up old crap. Posted on May 31, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
