The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body could not handle all of this personality. Posted on January 27, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. Posted on January 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I find it funny when people tell me,”I’ll regret that in the morning”. Little do they know, I sleep until noon. Posted on January 23, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Today I realized we are all just prisoners of our phones. I guess that is why they call them “cell” phones. Posted on January 21, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. Posted on January 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are not officially an adult until they start calling you sir or ma’am at the grocery store. Posted on January 17, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it is always the liver that suffers. Posted on January 16, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
You are the reason why we have middle fingers. Posted on January 14, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment. Posted on January 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. Posted on January 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
