When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Posted on September 8, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Posted on September 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Some people just need a high-five. In the face, with a chair. Posted on August 29, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever. Posted on August 24, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Should I rush this job before I rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in? Posted on August 19, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
For the first 18 years of your life, your body is under warranty. If you get broken, the people who made you have to pay for repairs. Posted on August 18, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
The police sent me a picture of me speeding, so I sent them a picture of a check. Posted on August 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with 1 Comment
I don’t know how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it is not 27. Posted on August 9, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
