You inspire my inner serial killer. Posted on September 26, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
What the world needs right now is a group hug. Posted on September 25, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
A salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams. Posted on September 22, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I know I’m a handful but that is why you got two hands. Posted on September 20, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Sometimes I pretent to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Posted on September 12, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. Posted on September 10, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Posted on September 8, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Posted on September 3, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
Some people just need a high-five. In the face, with a chair. Posted on August 29, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever. Posted on August 24, 2019 by Funny Sayings with Leave a comment
